Review → Descendents – Milo Goes to College (1982)

Descendents - Milo Goes to College
Are you in to punk rock? Like, at all? If so, you should be into the Descendents. Hailing from Southern California, this former three-piece surf-rock outfit released, in 1982, an essential document that fused the intensity of hardcore with the bouncy, catchy music of Ramones-style pop punk. Since then, they’ve been sporadically releasing albums and touring (Milo, it turns out, went to college, eventually earning a Ph.D in biochemistry). But this, their first LP from the band, remains their legacy.
The album kicks off with “Myage,” establishing their tradition of ending words in “-age.” Wikipedia mentions that this helped endear them to the nerd crowd, which I’d buy. Several of the album’s songs feature such alterations; “Myage,” Tonyage,” “Bikeage,” etc. Anyway, “Myage” is a punk rock classic, careening through chords as Milo sings about a girl who “don’t need no one/she don’t need me!”
